So, that was an uneventful Friday. . .Here's what happens when I manage to keep my big mouth shut:
It was a typical Friday morning in the neighborhood. The birds were chirping, the bees were humming and The Dobson girls were happily walking to school. Oh what a wonderful morning it would be: time spent with just the girls. Not a care in the world. An excused absence from being to work on time because there was a new kindergartner who needed to get orientated.
When, suddenly we turned the corner, and out of no where, comes flying the ever confident, never wrong Tennessee Tornado. Where could she be going in such a hurry? And without her little pup named Toto?
As I neared the school, the situation became apparent. There was a kid down, seizing, twitching or maybe just light headed from new medication. We don't know, but with our TT on the job, we are not worried one bit. Certain that the emergency will be handled with the upmost confidence and concern. You see, confidence is her specialty. That and having all the answers.
Why golly, if that wasn't enough, once she saves that little boy, she hardly catches her breath before intervening in the Scooter vs. Bike altercation.
If only she blogged, we could enjoy her account of it all.
But instead, we snicker behind her back, as only sociopath-wannabees are capable of..
Fade out the Baywatch Music, with the Tennesse Tornado walking off into the sunset with David Hasselhoff by her side. She's baptist so it isn't likely they were going for cold one. Man, the Hoff is gonna be pissed when he discovers she a tee-totaler!
Signed, your clueless but creative guest blogger...
I was going to christen her "Flo" - short for Florence, Florence Nightengale, the Angel of mercy. TT is good to. You have the order wrong, but the image of the running bouy holding baywatch babe is so funny, I prefer your version - (I can't be a social path tho - I'm teetering between I can't post that and nobody will read it, go ahead! - )
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oh sorry i didn't realize you had a guest writer when i commented...very nicely done and sorry colleen, i guess i opened my big mouth and ended up putting you on the spot! ooops.
and i do beleive TT is a fantastic nick name!
Yeah! We've not managed to name the Zimmer car, but we've got a code for someone. Course, we'll out ourselves if we admit what TT stands for.
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