Monday, June 11, 2007

Nipple Piercing Comes to the Suburbs!

It's not just for street punks anymore. . . nipple piercing is just another Dad buy the pool, fashion accecessory. I had the priveledge of being at the pool about 5 hours this weekend (the girls STILL didn't want to leave), and was noting the tatoo trend now seems to be the bigger the better. Tongue, nose, belly - and now, looky there, nipple piercings.

I don't know, just not what I was expecting to see on 35 year old balding suburban dad.

8 comments:

Martha said...

At our pool, and I missed it????????? Do tell..

and no, it wasn't my husband. Only markings he has are the ones I leave when I slap him around.
giggle giggle...

And seriously, the best way to enjoy the pool? Have the neighbor offer to take your kid to the pool while you go out to dinner. :)

Martha said...

Maybe pierced dad is married to toxic mom type and he just wasn't getting enough pain by living with a woman who had all 36 flaws in the friend gene?

tz said...

that should be researched a friend chromosomol trisomy...like down syndrome....instead of mental retardation you have social retardation and are mean!

ok, my nose has been in my books too long!

piercings....hmmm, maybe balding guy has early twenties girlfriend on the side...how's that for poolside gossip

Martha said...

No, poolside gossip is balding pierced dad is actually gay only he doesn't know it yet?

:)

tz said...

or he knows it but wife doesn't and he wants to keep it on the 'down low'
poker night just ain't about cards..nudge nudge wink wink

tz said...

so if we're all together and see this guys, he's going to wonder why a bunch of middle aged suburban housewives are laughing at him...hahaha
now that's a picture.

Martha said...

No, he won't wonder...he'll have validation. You know: all chicks dig tats and piercings!

PS: have we broke our Chicken Pot Pie comment record?

Colleen is always so good about giving us plenty of stuff to comment about!

Dodi said...

It probably wasn't his most interesting piercing.

Just sayin...