Monday, May 28, 2007
The amusing part is I wouldn't even have done it if I hadn't been on my new diet!
Mrs. Wishy Washy! at Timberline
- this was a fun little event!
and Moo Cow really needed a bath anyway.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
I really really hope she shoots herself in the foot someday, somehow so that everyone else can see that she's a mean nasty fake! Or, better yet; JUST GO AWAY!
If she told me today was Thursday (and it is Thursday), I'd figure there's a 90% chance that it isn't actually Thursday. Then I would try to figure out her hundreds of possible motives for saying that today is Thursday.
OK, I feel alittle bit better.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
I Love the;
Sight of airplanes. (Take me with you!)
Smell of "Sea and Ski" - an old brand of sunscreen that brings back an amazing flood of childhood memories.
Taste of too many things. Lobster bisque, horseradish sauce, peanut butter, chocolate. . .
Sound of wave crashing!
Feel of my pillow, my flannel pillow-case covered pillow.
I hate the;
Sight of anyone being hurt.
Smell of asphalt being laid.
Taste of coconut or pinapple.
Sound of my kids fighting.
Feel of cleanser on a school desk. ewh.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
Did you know that you can; eat breakfast on the trampoline, sleep on the trampoline, bounce the dog on the trampoline, play animal hospital because you've wounded the dog on the trampoline, put your swimsuits on and pretend your swimming on the trampoline, put your ballet costumes on and do ballet on the trampoline, play cars on the trampoline, arrange picked flowers on the trampoline. These are just some of the things they've done on the trampoline TODAY!
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
I was just called a "liar" by one queen bee on the phone. I didn't fly into a rage, I didn't attack her, I didn't feel the need to justify myself. WHATEVER. Thank you for making me feel better about quitting immediately!
Monday, May 14, 2007
Anyway, our little neighbor went and brought them back suckers and a "Katie" key chain - (there's that Caity - or Katie problem again). What's not to like about a sucker the size of your head.
"Thank you Sara!"
As for mothers day, I got my flower basket from Tagawa, and we went over to my mom's for lunch. Oh, and I harped at my husband to call his mom, (which he did not do). I'm trying to keep the sarcasm down to a minimum, but last night when he said he'd call her tomorrows - I couldn't stop it from coming out; "OOH nice, she'll really like that."
He starts his new job today, and I'm sure he'll come home skipping, and relaxed this evening and we can get back to normal. Hopefully.
Friday, May 11, 2007
Here it is! We have to keep it beautiful, and sticky bit free - (I forgot what bug/nature prima donas they are in the summer time - moth season is particularly painful.)
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
A new (old) Trampoline!
Yeah! Nurse Lisa is to follow me home today to dump it in our driveway! (I'll keep you posted.) Kevin says he's not putting it up until the weekend, but, if I get out there and start messing with it he'll be unable to control himself and come take it over, and then - as he predicted - be out there until after dark, having not eaten in 9 hours, muttering obsenities, cursing my name. . .But it'll be up! -
I'm so excited. I always wanted one as a kid. Maybe I should look up the weight limit on this one. Make that my new goal weight!
Sunday, May 06, 2007
This is so cool! "Nana has a rock named after her" - hahaha. Grandma is really a force to be reckoned with, according to the suits in the pictures. Hearing them describe how Roberta could shut you up, or change your mind with a glance, . . .well, made me chuckle, because that's our Nana! Roberta has done a ton of volunteer work over the years, and it's nice to know other people recognize it as much as we do! GO NANA!
Saturday, May 05, 2007
So, that was an uneventful Friday. . .Here's what happens when I manage to keep my big mouth shut:
It was a typical Friday morning in the neighborhood. The birds were chirping, the bees were humming and The Dobson girls were happily walking to school. Oh what a wonderful morning it would be: time spent with just the girls. Not a care in the world. An excused absence from being to work on time because there was a new kindergartner who needed to get orientated.
When, suddenly we turned the corner, and out of no where, comes flying the ever confident, never wrong Tennessee Tornado. Where could she be going in such a hurry? And without her little pup named Toto?
As I neared the school, the situation became apparent. There was a kid down, seizing, twitching or maybe just light headed from new medication. We don't know, but with our TT on the job, we are not worried one bit. Certain that the emergency will be handled with the upmost confidence and concern. You see, confidence is her specialty. That and having all the answers.
Why golly, if that wasn't enough, once she saves that little boy, she hardly catches her breath before intervening in the Scooter vs. Bike altercation.
If only she blogged, we could enjoy her account of it all.
But instead, we snicker behind her back, as only sociopath-wannabees are capable of..
Fade out the Baywatch Music, with the Tennesse Tornado walking off into the sunset with David Hasselhoff by her side. She's baptist so it isn't likely they were going for cold one. Man, the Hoff is gonna be pissed when he discovers she a tee-totaler!
Signed, your clueless but creative guest blogger...
I was going to christen her "Flo" - short for Florence, Florence Nightengale, the Angel of mercy. TT is good to. You have the order wrong, but the image of the running bouy holding baywatch babe is so funny, I prefer your version - (I can't be a social path tho - I'm teetering between I can't post that and nobody will read it, go ahead! - )