All I need to know about life I learned in . . . Middleschool?

I was logging some observation hours yesterday, and I was amazed. I haven't set foot in a middle school since, well, decades ago. And, in one afternoon, I hear these 3 things middle schoolers say;

• "Wow, this is so easy and fun" - how do you convey the dripping of sarcasm?

• "Yeah, I know what bulimia is. It's like anorexia, but you get to eat." -

and

• "I don't really, like, you know, associate with her, so I wouldn't know." - In response to what does your mom do for a living.
  

yikes! I'm kinda hooked though, WAY more interesting than elementary life.